The story of Santa Khock

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Have you heard of Santa Khock ?
Well you know about Santa Claus. On the night before Christmas the children pin up a stocking and Santa travels around the world on his sleigh and he comes down the chimney into the house and leaves presents in the childrens stockings.

Well In Friesland Holland they don't have Santa Claus they have Santa Khock.. Here is a quick summary of the legend.

Santa Khock is the same except he only comes to the houses of single women on the Friesland Christmas Eve which is January 18th. They go to bed wearing nothing, but stockings and a pair of eye shades. They leave a pair of sexy red panties on the table, to show Santa that they aren't wearing any and to indicate that they are a sexy girl and to show him where to come. Next to them the women leave a glass of beer and a small pie, cos after his "work" Santa gets thirsty and hungry. Santa Khock or one of his helpers come in the night and satisfy the woman's needs.

I think the eye shades are because it's very bad luck to see Santa, the lady has to imagine what he looks like. I think is big and strong he wears a little red jacket and black cavalry boots and nothing else except he has this enormous thing with a big red nose, that some people call his "Rudolf". Remember the woman shouldn't open her eyes to see Santa K or his enormous Rudolf".

and I think Santa says "Ho ho ho, have you been a bad girl ? let me see if I 've got something in my 'sac' for you." , before he begins kissing the woman all over her body.

Safety : If your husband/boyfriend is not in the house, you should still lock the doors before sleeping, this no problem for Santa cos he has supernatural powers.

Sometimes Santa comes to married women, and the women wake up to find that their fat old husband is next to her sleeping and has slept all through the night whilst Santa was pleasuring the her, before drinking the beer and eating the pie, which have both now gone.

The children write to Santa, telling him they have been good and telling him what they want for Christmas..... For the women it's the same, but they don't tell him they have been good they tell him they are "bad", "very bad" and what "bad" thoughts they have had !
his email address is SantaKhock at stewgreen.com
remember Friesland Christmas Eve is January 18th

an original story by Stew Green ... back to the intro & other stories

All of the local ladies,
used to laugh & call him names
And then when opened his tunic,
They they said "Oh Santar' can I play your games"

Oh Rhudolf with your nose bright,
Oh won't you plow my furrow tonight !
Take me for a ride around the world
and squeeze down my chimney'r.
and bring me Yuletide cheer

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