Miss V I have got you a job interview to be one of the helpers of Ms Santa Khunt.

In Tatarstan they don't have Santa Claus either, no they have Ms Santa Khunt. In the week before Christmas which is 26th of January in Tatarstan Ms Santa Khunt and her team of helpers travel all around Tatarstan, visiting the houses of all single men.

For that week the men all sleep naked with a funny red hat pulled over their eyes and they leave out a glass of strawberry daiquiri and 4 expensive chocolates in an attempt to lure Ms Santa Khunt, cos they are her favourite drink and food. If they are lucky then that night Ms Santa Khunt or one of her sexy helpers will come into the room
and say " Ho ho ho, would you like to put your hand in my sack and see if there's anything for you ?"

The traditional clothes of Ms Santa Khunt are very famous. She walks through the snow in her red silk cloak and black leather thigh length boots. When she arrives in the room, she kisses the man passionately for 5 minutes before guiding his hand to pull the ribbon bow on her cloak which completely opens to reveal that underneath she's wearing shiny white stockings and red crotchless panties and an ivory pearl necklace. Maybe she wears a basque or mini-dress as well, but I'm not sure.

She then proceeds to do an enormous number of pleasurable acts to the man. No one knows what for sure cos the man gets very very tired, too tired to remember everything and falls into a deep sleep. He wakes up in the morning to find the only evidence of her visit is the daiquiri and chocolates are no longer there.

In the Spanish Caribbean Island of La Concha Grande she dresses a little differently so is known as La Santa Nickerless I think her skin is dark brown or black.

I think that many men write letters to Ms Santa Khunt telling her what they want her to do. They can send their emails to MsV at stewgreen.com

The job you are applying for means that you have to be one of Ms Santa Khunt's 20 helpers meaning you have to have sex with about 40,000 men that week. Of course she gives you supernatural powers to be able to do this. You have to write a letter explaining why you would be suitable for this job.

Your friends are also welcome to apply as well, but each application must be accompanied by a photo of them wearing the Ms Santa Khunt traditional clothes. Remember the job begins the week before Tatarstan Christmas which is 26th of January

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