PC 320 Travelling Lincoln, Newcastle, Edinburgh, York ..Pictures are clickable

Lincoln
I gave up waiting or Summer to come back and decided to hitch down to Lincoln for the day. I went to the new History and Archaelogical Museum called The Collection which was free and pretty good. Their film shows axeheads and scraped mammoth carcasses 200,000 years old. the first time I had heard of finds anywhere near that old in the UK. The museum took more than 3 hours.

Then I walked thro town and made it upto the Museum of Lincolnshire life .. I've seen a lot of that stuff before, but it was interesting to see the

exibition about tanks :
how a Grantham company invented caterpillar vehicles. They offered the idea to the government MOD, as a tranport system across battlefields, but they said that they didn't want any machines in the battlefield as the noise would frighten the horses. So firstly they sold the patent to the Americans for almost nothing for tractors for Siberia, then during WW1 the casualties bogged down in the trenches were super high until finally amoured tanks were made in Lincoln which were able to drive across the muddy battlefields.
To preserve secrecy the project was called "Water Carriers for Mesapotamia", which was later abbreviated to "water tanks", so that's how the name became : "tanks".

I have been reading Voodoo Science - Robert Park 2000 Voodoo Science notes

Edinburgh : Fringe Theatre Festival
I was agonising about going to the Edinburgh Festival to see the theatre fringe : it's too difficult to get to, all the hotels would be full and last time I went it was disappointing, but it is an amazing city, an amazing festival, and there would be some good theatre there somewhere. And time was passing the festival was almost finishing; so there was no time to wait for good weather. London people can get a bus for £20, but even tho Scunthorpe is halfway the train would be £75; so Thursday morning I set off to hitchhike. Thursday evening I stopped to have a look around Newcastle, which was OK, but not amazing. It took most of Friday to reach Edinburgh, via the Harry Potter Castle town of Alnwick. Though I did meet some interesting people a mushroom farmer and a windpower expert from Durham University.

Is hitching dead in England ? I'm the only one hitching these days, cos I am only visiting the UK.
City people don't need to they can use the cheap planes and intercity bus services.
Everyone else has a car : the people who live outside the city areas all end up buying cars, cos cars are now relatively cheap (costing £1 a day for tax and insurance, and 0.12 a mile in petrol) and there's no convenient public transport. Also it makes sense to have a car or van cos one can sleep in it as well so avoiding the expense of hotels etc. It would cost £50 to drive Edinburgh and back, but if you had a car you would have somewhere to keep your stuff and get around etc. .. though you would have to park it.
And the hitching practicalities are more difficult than they used to be : before it was easy for people to stop to pick me up, but now many junctions are fast motorway to motorway junctions, others have no slip road or laybys and people can't stop cos there's too much traffic.

Confusing Edinburgh

From the Museum Roof ..Castle and Arthur's Seat


Edinburgh High Street
nepali poster

In most other UK towns nothing much is happening. But in Edinburgh a lot of things were happening. The atmosphere was strong I saw things like the Disco Tour where people travel around the city in a minivan get out look at a place dance around and get back in the van. The High Street as usual was full of preview shows and people handing out leaflets. In fact all of a sudden it was too confusing. Before I had always been in Edinburgh early for the festival and had time to prepare. I had to work out which of the 2000 productions I would see. I spent hours with my head inside the Festival Guide listing. I tried first looking at the half price ticket office, but the electronic display boards also moved so fast. Too many people When I got a ticket for the first show I actually missed it cos the police had closed some streets for the Tattoo (big Military show) and I couldn't get thro the crowds going to the Tattoo.
Deciding what to see screws my mind up : ignore all the comedy as most of it will be absolute crap, ignore the super expensive stuff, "hilarious" = funny only to the actors, "anything can happen !"= they haven't finished writing it properly, "..." = surreal crap that makes no sense, Read thro all the reviews and try to read between the lines, Thank god many reviewers are now telling the truth and writing damming negative reviews. Most of the plays are now 50 minutes for £9, time pressure I guess. But how can that be enough time for a proper play, 50 minutes is just a sketch : Hamlet or the Iliad in 50 minutes ! You can pay £6 to hear an actor read from the phonebook for 15 minutes !
From edfringe.com you can see the public reviews of each production..but I learnt most of the reviews are written by the casts so they are misleading.

Friday - by 6pm I arrived I did get organised and find where to camp and on Saturday I saw 5 shows

75% Cymbeline (Shakespeare) : Pantalons Company in the Botanical gardens park- I think they are something to do with Canterbury University - very well done. They are young, but very good actors bringing out the magic of Shakepeare, confidently playing with the play e.g. with asides like "Shakespeare really said this !". any fears they might not follow the plot are stopped by the actors regularly breaking out of character to update the audience with brilliantly funny improvisation ..this is what good drama is all about
I really want to be able to do this myself, I should go somewhere where I can involved with a company like this.

45% Burial at Thebes : Sophocles Antigone - A greek tragedy - by Perse Players Comp School. A mixed performance cos the actors varied from 10 years old to 20 and one adult. ..Not very exciting, but Very goodexperience for the young actorsThe leader tries to appear tough ..goes over the top and refuses to backdown. It ends in tragedy. The lesson is leaders don't try to be tough compromise.

70% Meslier - by Abreaction (David Hall's) very experienced actors from London.. pretty interesting and well done. 200 years ago a Meslier French Catholic priest saw the church authorities living in luxury while the poor suffered so he began to analyse the whole basis of the church. A caring and intelligent character, he realises in doing his job of preaching the churches message he damages rather than improves the welfare of his parishioners, but by the very nature of the church he is trapped .It's dogma is such that anyone who criticises it can be terrified into keeping quiet so it enivitably breeds inside corruption. Frustration builds up and builds up inside..he cannot even confide in his nearest confidants even Delphine who understands that he is such a good man and owes her whole life to him. Even his close friend Father Claude Buffier although he understands the hurt caused by dogma cannot be trusted as he has decided you can't fight the system and instead of trying to do the right thing has decided to take the 30 pieces of silver and keep quiet. Then Meslier finds a release in writing the truth and an ingenious lever to get it published after his death. He could tell no one or publish it due to the Iquisition. he got his friend to publish it in Switzerland after he died So by getting the message out into the open that the peasants don't have to put up with the corrupt church.. he can do real good which he can't do in his life time.

20% Dumb waiter - Hill St Theatre a Pinter classic, but predictable and boring

Pear Shaped at Holyrood Tavern - good comperes, good band hobojones.com,
and crap comedians
As ever comedy isn't like it used to be when you had people had something important to say and put it in a funny way. (The comedians could be taking the piss out of modern British society .. unthinking masses winging "Blair, Blair !" and not thinking futher than that idea, journalists focusing on a narrow agenda, maybe a journalist character who doesn't believe life exists outside London, TV progs which focus about Celebs talk about this celebs talk about that, people saying they are concerned about the enviroment yet consuming like crazy, A character who plays the victim and chants Ali G style "is it cos I is Muslim ?", fill it with constant repetitive trailers like the TV has these days and a comment on Youth repect a bunch of pensioners who go around hassling youths, sitting next to them on dates and farting etc, robbing them, smashing up skateboard parks etc, playing 40's music at full blast etc.)

Sun -

20% - The Unsinkable Clerk - networkstuff.co.uk - Surreal crap, nice set - They create a good office worker character, then it rains, then he's in the sea, then swallowed by a whale, with someone else inside ... I couldn't understand it
I reallyb wish i had gone to see Romeo and Juliet in the park instead

35% - Moliere's The Hypochondriac -Sussex Uni. The selfish hypocondriac father wants his daughter to marry a doctor's son so he can have a doctor in the family. The kind servant helps the daughter to prove how evil the boys father, and the man's wife are - quiet a weak production apart from a couple of actors
??? I went to see something else, but I forgot what

Mon -


60% - Theatre in the Pound from London's Cockpit Theatre - the idea is that you can see 10 minute excerpts from 5-6 productions. Good idea
70% - The Hamlet Project - Drama Centre London Company - Normally Hamlet is complex as he spends a lot of time talking to himself , but they used 2 actors on stage together to represent the one character (I would have one dressed in white and the other in black to differentiate between the two.
I met up with Rada Demian's flatmate.

40% - THREEAM Delusions - Frank Roberts - He just tells the story of his temporary job as a porter in a Sydney Motel - Not much of a show really : not terrible, but not really interesting.

40% - Midnight Carousel - I gatecrashed this cabaret show hosted by Dusty limits. OK if you like that kind of stuff..nowhere as good as shows in the 1980s ..marred by the audience shouting all the way through

Tues -


20% - Socrates - The Last Days and Legacy by the Radical Enlightenmentarians : Quite correctly they show Socrates as the founder of logical thinking, and how important logical thinking is. Bizarrely this Christian drama company try to say that's why all religions must come together..they bring Muslims into the play etc. which is bizarre cos surely Socrates argued logically about religion and was an atheist ! ..quote on democracy - "better to be governed by one wise man than 1000 fools"

Just got around to reading the festival guide properly a week after the festival has finished ..wished I had seen Farenheit 451 , and the Libertine


At Demian's House - Tues Demian who I had met up with in NZ lives in Edinburgh, but he had been away in Bristol at a family wedding
- On Tuesday it was good to meet up with him again.


Tues - Having Dinner with Demians mother and grandfather


biggest biggest

Wed - The Crags and Arthur's Seat Demian knows lots of people , we went around to Naomi's and the French girls for Dinner



Thu - went to see a theatre talk at the Royal Museum (quiet boring), then went on a tour of the Museum, not so interesting. Went down to Leith to see the Royal Yacht Britannia, but you can't see it for free cos they built a shopping centre in front of it. And then Demian's sisters birthday in the pub.

Fri - set off to hitch south - took the bus to Dalkeith ..through Jedburgh and desolate moors and made almost as far as York.
Decided to have a look around York instead of rushing home. Convent museum and rain. The National Railway Museum was free. There didn't seem to be any interesting events, but maybe I should have stayed at the hostel to meet some people. I hitched thro Selby, difficult cos the town was full of police chasing enviromental protesters. Eventually I was incredibly lucky getting a van going the 25 miles to excatly the motorway junction I needed.

I see it's the festival of science week in Norwich, but I got to see about it cos the media seems to have got into A Princess Diana's Death type Hysteria about the possibility of Tony Blair resigning within the next year.

<-- PREVIOUS PC HOME TRAVEL INDEX
stew@stewgreen.com
NEXT -->